August 2012
believed:
hi we’re one direction and we’ve got no idea how to read off teleprompters
cat: meow
me: meow?
cat: meow meow
me: oh my lord. I speak cat.
Watchthosewanderectionboys:
aww the good ole days
every time i get a follower i silently fangirl because someone actually looked at my blog and thought “imma follow dis”
snorlaxatives:
do you think i’ll get in trouble if i go around calling my teachers basic bitches
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What do you want to do when you grow up?
ASK ME
